I'm drive I can fine osifer
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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