She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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