chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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