I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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