shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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