I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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