I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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