Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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