remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The ass gains better be worth it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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