somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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