this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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