I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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