Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
