life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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