I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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