He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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