I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
