Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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