i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Your cock deserves a montage
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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