margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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