Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My life is pants optional.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
