Non-Jews are for practice
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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