but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
high people should be assigned attendants
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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