I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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