you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
is it fun? or sober?
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