is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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