i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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