do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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