This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
A+ Viking dick
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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