Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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