moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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