He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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