dude i'm inner monologue high
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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