I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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