i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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