thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
