You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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