what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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