Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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