My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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