i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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