i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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