around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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