i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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