There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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