i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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