Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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