My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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