So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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