I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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