Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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