butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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